What kind of dev are you?

7 possible types

Which one are you?

• I'm a "It Works on My Machine" Philosopher 🧘

  Reality is subjective. So is your Docker setup.

• I'm a Rewrite-It-in-Rust Missionary 🦀

  Hasn't shipped, but it's memory safe.

• I'm a Side-Project Graveyard Keeper 🪦

  Unfinished side projects: 14. Regrets: 0.

• I'm a Prod-Friday Gambler 🎲

  Deploys at 4:55pm Friday. Sleeps fine.

• I'm a Stack Overflow Archaeologist 🏺

  Still copies from Stack Overflow. ChatGPT is for amateurs.

• I'm a Vibe Coder 🌊

  Shipped 3 apps this month. Read 0 lines of them.

• I'm a "You're Absolutely Right" Whisperer 🤖

  Your AI agrees with everything. So does your code review.

How this quiz works

1. 1

   Answer 7 quick questions

   One tap each. Skip anything you’d rather not answer.

2. 2

   Get your result card

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3. 3

   Dare your friends

   Your card carries your own short link. See who can beat you.